The adventures of Lady Who Is Also a Knight and Willowy Poet Boyfriend! I like to think that they just play dumb medieval pranks on each other all the time. Willowy Poet Boyfriend usually does not grasp that she is pranking him until it is too late. He tries to get back at her by composing a catchy lay about how obsessed she is with pegging, and then realizes what he has done only when people start to look at him funny on the street. Willowy Poet Boyfriend is not the master of pranks.
Will Lady Who Is Also a Knight win her jousting match? Will I ever escape from relying on anachronisms for humor value? Will these adventures actually continue? Does reversing an established binary qualify as true transgression? The questions are endless! TUNE IN NEXT TIME (IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME) FOR MORE QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS
this could be us but u a video game character
Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin
Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
all i know about kill la kill is that there’s a girl who looks like she goes hard as shit in marching band
this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit